great slackergami

sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

I don’t even have a laptop *cries* 

circumcisions:

boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB 

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

k-eke:

Cuil la Cuil ! Nouvelle génération !

Some fruits fan-service ! 

Merci aux amies qui m’ont conseillées de faire ça =)

online:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

Me:image

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

Sleep is for the weak.

At least they have faith. MOAR FAITH PLZ. Moar Kanae.

At least they have faith. MOAR FAITH PLZ. Moar Kanae.